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La Pequeña Amy Winehouse 1:03 hahahahahha

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 18:29:10 -0500

La Pequeña Amy Winehouse

1:03 hahahahahha

Does Newsweek’s reblog (via Aku) of my cryptic teenage angst legitimize my cryptic teen angst?

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 17:47:00 -0500

Does Newsweek’s reblog (via Aku) of my cryptic teenage angst legitimize my cryptic teen angst?

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO KATALINA?

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 20:30:35 -0500

I Don’t Want to Get Over You- the Magnetic...

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:45:17 -0500

I Don’t Want to Get Over You- the Magnetic Fields

Fluctuating in validity.

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Tue, 15 Dec 2009 17:23:19 -0500

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whydoihaveablog: Today this dumb bitch dropped 9 precious...

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 23:41:07 -0500

whydoihaveablog:

Today this dumb bitch dropped 9 precious dollars on 3 rolls of see-through wrapping paper.

I have about $250 dollars worth of children’s toys to wrap and I have nothing but see-through wrapping paper.

See-through. Wrapping paper.

It’s 11:35 on a SATURDAY night and I’m in my bedroom wrapping presents, Universe. Do you really think that’s a clue as to my emotional threshold right now? Like maybe I’m trying to get ahold of my crazy before it exists outside of the realm of my blog? Before my crazy starts happening in real life again? Do you REALLY think I can deal with this situation right now?

SEE-THROUGH. WRAPPING PAPER.

Pre-wrap them in brown paper grocery bags ps I think your crazy is great it’s like you’re in my head but much funnier.

I have decided to rebrand myself as someone who carries cigarettes in a silver case and a flask of...

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 22:43:00 -0500

I have decided to rebrand myself as someone who carries cigarettes in a silver case and a flask of classy liquor in the inside pocket of a high collared Marc Jacobs coat and listens to lots of ambient music from Baltimore.

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 18:53:00 -0500

Off to see longtime family friend and freshman year of high school’s software applications teacher as Santa in a community children’s play. I have completely forgotten how to dress myself for events involving normal people and the elderly.

EDIT: I blame this fact entirely on my lack of practical shoes. CURSE YOU POCAHONTAS BOOTS

EDIT EDIT: Maybe it would be okay if my mom had feet anywhere near my size ugh why am I so small where did I come from maybe I was born premature and she didnt tell me oh my god that would explain why my brother and I are two days (and nine years) apart because how white trash does that sound “my kids were born on the tenth and the twelfth” MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

tylercoates: OB-LA-DI, OB-LA-DAAAAAA. Far better understanding...

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 15:24:25 -0500

tylercoates:

OB-LA-DI, OB-LA-DAAAAAA.

Far better understanding of these lyrics than I can ever hope to have.

Studio 360 is featuring a bit with Tim Burton about his MoMA retrospective today. I was there...

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 13:19:36 -0500

Studio 360 is featuring a bit with Tim Burton about his MoMA retrospective today. I was there yesterday and the gallery space was so packed with fat girls dressed like they were going to some hipster red carpet that I walked in the entrance and straight out the exit.

Future Islands- Beach Foam Driving through Baltimore at five am...

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 13:06:33 -0500

Future Islands- Beach Foam

Driving through Baltimore at five am yesterday, I missed the Domino sign.

In a restaurant straight out of Mad Men New York you are great

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 11:36:38 -0500

In a restaurant straight out of Mad Men New York you are great

(via hellovagina)

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 19:03:59 -0500

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"An 11-year-old girl got a serious scare early Tuesday when her rubber-soled boot became stuck in an..."

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:37:36 -0500

“An 11-year-old girl got a serious scare early Tuesday when her rubber-soled boot became stuck in an escalator at the Minnesota Avenue Metro station in Northeast Washington, shutting down the stairway. Paramedics went to her aid, freeing her foot and applying ice packs. They then took the girl, who had no visible injuries, to Children’s National Medical Center in Northwest for observation, Metro officials said.”

- Boot stuck in D.C. Metro escalator; girl, 11, appears unhurt - washingtonpost.com

This happening terrified me as a child.

(via fuckyeahdc)

This. Also, those big grates. Ugh.

Rilo Kiley- Capturing Moods I don’t mind waiting if it takes a...

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 23:45:00 -0500

Rilo Kiley- Capturing Moods

I don’t mind waiting if it takes a long, long time
and I don’t mind wasting the best years of our lives
and I don’t mind racing through our goodbyes

Ugh I am listening to so much girl music.

"Professor G. A. Wagner, director of the University of Berlin’s Women’s Clinic, advocated that the..."

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 19:38:55 -0500

“Professor G. A. Wagner, director of the University of Berlin’s Women’s Clinic, advocated that the law provide an option for removing the entire uterus in mentally deficient women. His convoluted argument was based on the principle of “hereditary health”: mentally deficient women, after being sterilized, were especially likely to attract the opposite sex (who need not worry about impregnating them) and therefore to develop gonorrhea, which is most resistant to treatment when it affects the uterine cervix; the men who would then contract gonorrhea from these women would, in turn, infect other women with desirable hereditary traits and render them sterile. Other medical commentators, making a less genetic and more specifically moralistic argument, favored removal of the uterus in those candidates for sterilization who showed tendencies to promiscuity.”

- The Nazi Doctors: Medical Killing and the Psychology of Genocide, Robert Lifton

Nazis, all y’all crazy.

Just stroking my handlebar mustache under the furrowed brow of...

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 19:13:24 -0500

Just stroking my handlebar mustache under the furrowed brow of consternation. Carry on.

MacWord has frozen on me mid-paper too many times. Considering downloading OpenOffice. Is there any...

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 19:03:53 -0500

MacWord has frozen on me mid-paper too many times. Considering downloading OpenOffice. Is there any other word processing freeware I should try?

Greek yogurt Russian tea cakes salted chocolate caramels string cheese blue raspberry...

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 18:09:20 -0500

Greek yogurt

Russian tea cakes

salted chocolate caramels

string cheese

blue raspberry Jello

cafeteria mashed potatoes

It is only Monday.

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:43:41 -0500

only

Monday.