December 2009
68 posts
Butthurt 2k9
The trials and tribulations of being underage and broke.
Owl City on RCRDLBL
lol or nolol?
adayum:
The Knife - Reindeer
WATCHING A DIRTY SHAME WITH MY MOTHER AND SEWING UP BRAS WHO AM I
If I were to apply to Johns Hopkins, it would mostly be for Natty Boh, the Domino sign, and Victoria Legrand.
My room would be so clean if I still got Bravo on the TV in my room. What good is an ANTM marathon when I can only watch it in a room thats already clean?
BrightestYoungThings: What Kept Me From Ending My... →
All of our old jokes are converging and there’s no one to tell them to.
found a picture of a girl on facebook that looks like a klingon (those are the wrinkly ones right?) but its too mean to show anybody
:(:(:(:( wish i was committed to the nature of bitch.
I want a pair of skinny grey sweatpants more than life itself, y’all.
why did i reactivate my facebook
already a mistake.
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ALL PIZZA ALL DA TIME
messages in space
tom: tell my wife i love her very much
ground control: she kno-o-o-ows.
This is why I am not currently training to be an astronaut. Thanks, Dad.
comparecontrast:
Jenny Lewis from Rilo Kiley & Jenny Miller from An Education
Worst picture I have ever seen of Jenny Lewis.
I’d never considered the practical reasoning behind a Snuggie until right this minute.
Does Newsweek’s reblog (via Aku) of my cryptic teenage angst legitimize my cryptic teen angst?
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO KATALINA?
I Don’t Want to Get Over You- the Magnetic...
I have decided to rebrand myself as someone who carries cigarettes in a silver case and a flask of classy liquor in the inside pocket of a high collared Marc Jacobs coat and listens to lots of ambient music from Baltimore.
Off to see longtime family friend and freshman year of high school’s software applications teacher as Santa in a community children’s play. I have completely forgotten how to dress myself for events involving normal people and the elderly.
EDIT: I blame this fact entirely on my lack of practical shoes. CURSE YOU POCAHONTAS BOOTS
EDIT EDIT: Maybe it would be okay if my mom had feet...
Studio 360 is featuring a bit with Tim Burton about his MoMA retrospective today. I was there yesterday and the gallery space was so packed with fat girls dressed like they were going to some hipster red carpet that I walked in the entrance and straight out the exit.
Future Islands- Beach Foam
Driving through...
In a restaurant straight out of Mad Men New York you are great
“An 11-year-old girl got a serious scare early Tuesday when her rubber-soled boot...”
– Boot stuck in D.C. Metro escalator; girl, 11, appears unhurt - washingtonpost.com
This happening terrified me as a child.
(via fuckyeahdc)
This. Also, those big grates. Ugh.
Rilo Kiley- Capturing Moods
I don’t mind waiting...
“Professor G. A. Wagner, director of the University of Berlin’s Women’s Clinic,...”
– The Nazi Doctors: Medical Killing and the Psychology of Genocide, Robert Lifton
Nazis, all y’all crazy.
MacWord has frozen on me mid-paper too many times. Considering downloading OpenOffice. Is there any other word processing freeware I should try?
Greek yogurt
Russian tea cakes
salted chocolate caramels
string cheese
blue raspberry Jello
cafeteria mashed potatoes
It
is
only
Monday.
